ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

(via ohloverillcoveryou)


lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

(via ohwhatprovidence)


rosaparking:

who is down to f…………ocus on school

(via urbangdictionary)


shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

(via selfiecentered)


Some wise words from Dame Julie.

(via macbooksmollyandmaddow)



kittysox:

“bye honey, i’m off to work”

kittysox:

“bye honey, i’m off to work”

(via huntfobooty)



today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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(via everydayimcolfering)


rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via threehundredcats)



lackyannie:

tastefullyoffensive:

[killerkenyan]

that is the face of someone who has been deeply betrayed.

lackyannie:

tastefullyoffensive:

[killerkenyan]

that is the face of someone who has been deeply betrayed.

(via threehundredcats)


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