gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

fagbarbie:

steal her style: Ina Garten

denim shirt: woven from Egyptian grown cotton and died with the  wildest indigo grown in South Carolina 

pearl earrings: gathered from the bottom of the Persian Gulf

tomatoes: picked fresh from the finest gardens in Italy during the winter’s harvest

but if you can’t store bought is fine

skalraffe-m8:

It’s hard to focus on Brendon Urie’s face during concerts when you’re too busy trying to check out his ass.

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

(Source: crayola-colored-skeletons)

hiatus-is-killing-me:

jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:

a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table

(5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides parties and the internet

(Source: controlledweirdness)

Orange is the New Black: a summary

(Source: poilcebox)

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